I like when on Family Feud a contestant throws out the kind of niche answer that gives the viewers an insight into said contestant's life like no regular question ever could.

"Apparently David Blaine was supposed to run the NYC Marathon, but there's no recorded time for him."
"That's because you can't quantify the speed of magic."
"You can't illusion 26 miles, dude."

"Still White After Labor Day"

The Statler Brothers - Flowers on the Wall
Nelcy Sedibe - Holotelani
Midnight Juggernauts - Into the Galaxy
Ladyhawke - Paris is Burning
Miniature Tigers - Tell it to the Volcano
Great Northern - Houses
Fleetwood Mac - Walk a Thin Line
R.E.M. - Arms of Love
Woodhands - Electric Avenue
Duchess Says - Black Flag
U-God - Lipton
Lake - Madagascar
Portugal. The Man - People Say
Mum - Sing Along
Amazing Baby - Smoke Bros
Prince - Thieves in the Temple

I HAVE YEARBOOK'D MYSELF


(into a member of the manson family)

here are some other things from ye olde photobucket:

My James Spader impression is nearing perfection:

this is called WINNING AT LIFE



(for like, a second.)

some things i do for money, some things i do for free


download here

Outkast - Gasoline Dreams
The Knife - Marble House
VV Brown - Quick Fix
Ciccone Youth - Addicted to Love
Nouvelle Vague - Master & Servant
Stevie Nicks - Stand Back (Eli Escobar Disco Mix)
Calexico/Iron & Wine - Dark Eyes
Jucifer - Amplifier
Black Moth Super Rainbow - The Sticky
Sugarhill Gang - 8th Wonder
Julian Plenti - Only If You Run
Coconut Records - Nighttiming
Ramones - Rockaway Beach
The Very Best - Chalo
Gang Gang Dance - House Jam
Cassettes Won't Listen - Into The Hillside
Florence and the Machine - Rabbit Heart (Raise It Up)
The Jacksons - Goin' Places

sporadic communication breakdowns

I'm alone, not lonely. And I'm depressed. You are depressing me.

I went to Barcelona. I walked around a lot. It was hot. I met Bono(!) at a museum, one of the few places in Europe to have fully embraced the concept of air conditioning. I went to Paris, it was like a giant, alcohol-fueled postcard. I liked hearing everyone speak French. I started smoking, again. I wasn't ready for it to end.
Everything was very expensive. I don't understand how poor students can afford to study abroad. But you all do, don't you. I missed out on something there, apparently.

I will post pictures at some point. In the meantime, I'm busy watching late 70's cocaine murder mysteries.


I call this one, Dear 2004, it's 2pm. Why aren't you at work yet?

Ignore me, I'm bitter. I've actually been working nonstop since the moment I got home.

A robot walks into a bar / orders a drink / lays down a bill / The bartender says, hey we don't serve robots / and the robot says, oh but someday you will